✨️Parable of the Seagull✨️

Consider this a warning ⚠️

✨️ The parable of the Seagull✨️


There I was...
Minding my own business.
Innocently having a coffee with my friend.

When out of the corner of my eye...

I spot a seagull.

She was perching in amongst the soy and oat milks.

No big deal.

She's a reasonable distance from me.

I'll carry on as if nothing is happening.

Then out of NOWHERE...

THE SEAGULL STARTS SH|TTING IN MY COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!

⚠️Consider this a warning. The Seagull will very likely sh!t in your coffee as well ⚠️